February 2012
I'm gonna go to sleep now k bai
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Sometimes I just feel like I set my expectations WAY too high. I feel like I’m always over-analyzing everything that happens to me. Like, when Andrew takes 30 minutes to reply to a text, I will literally sit there and contemplate what he could have possibly been doing for that 30 minutes to where he was unable to text me back. I need to quit being so self-conscious and so worried about what...
Feb 27th
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ListenSo This Is Goodbye William Fitzsimmons
Feb 27th
I was learning about the Scopes Monkey Trial and I was thinking about how life is so different now. I’m kind of glad I live in this time period. It’s pathetic to think that at one point in time, teachers weren’t allowed to teach the honest truth about life because of religious reasons. Fuck you, if evolution is real (which it is) then why not teach it? I’m sorry, but if...
Feb 27th
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I miss you like you're dead.
Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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I am way too old for my age.
Feb 26th
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All we care about is runway models, cadillacs, and...
The Fame was always one of my favorite songs to sing at The Monster Ball
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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That awkward moment when your boyfriend is invited...
Why the fuck. Like, honestly. My boyfriend is CLEARLY going to tell me he’s going and CLEARLY, IF IT’S ON THE WEEKEND, WE’LL BE TOGETHER Fuck you he’s not going ANYWHERE and I’m not either. Fuck your St. Pattys day parties you ugly fat whore. Ahem. Excuse me. Kittens.
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Someone broke into my parent's car last night and...
His wallet had $500 in it and his license, social, and all those cards. We are fucked. They used his credit card at What-A-Burger last night, though, so we’re gonna get the surveillance tapes and try to identify him. Fuck
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Am I the only one who's noticed how fucking...
Like are you fucking kidding me Who watches this shit
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Andrew and I just watched A Clockwork Orange and I...
Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
Anonymous asked: This isn't meant to be a hater question and forgive me if this has been asked before, but what is it with Lady Gaga that little monsters (?), like you, love so much about her? :)
Feb 23rd
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Someone had the nerve....the NERVE to make fun of...
I literally said “Funny, because I just got off work while you’re wandering around the mall for the last 6 hours with no money. Get a life, asshole.” He was stunned.
Feb 23rd
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WatchWatch
amongthefree: I don’t care if you hate Glee with every single bone in your body, please, for the love of god, watch this video.
Feb 23rd
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Nicotine patches give me weird fucking dreams and...
Feb 23rd
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